Karate chop!

Take that Major! A left and a right, if the foot doesn't get you the smell will.

Something happened to my ball.

I was playing hard with it on the lawn, and their was a POP! and my ball went flat.

Oh well, now I can pick it up and carry it around instead of having to use my nose and legs to roll it.

I wonder if this means I get a new one?

A soft place for a snooze

Sue was watching something on TV the other day, Standing right in the patch of sunlight that I wanted. So I used her feet as a pillow. Very comfy.

I'm getting old

Not OLD like Uncle Chino, but older. I am now 10 months old, not long to go before I'm a whole year old.

I had to have a bath yesterday. It was yukky. I smelt horrible afterwards. Then I went and played with my ball and got all dirty again!

That'll teach her.

Bog blog!

Well, what do humans need toilet paper for anyway? Really, there's a whole packet of it in the littlest room. One roll never goes amiss.

Anyway, it's Sue's fault for leaving me unattended.

Failure!

Well, the obedience lady was not nice. She said that I was going to fail the course. Why? Because to pass you have to sit and lie straight, not how is comfortable to you.

But Sue defended me and said that we weren't here for competition obedience, we were here to socialise me and to do basic, domestic obedience and if I wanted to lie on my side and wave my legs in the air that was fine by her as long as I followed the wait command.

The lady next to use said that I was good at the wait command. But Sue said that the real reason I was staying put was that I was sulking. That's was true. I wanted to go see that cute little spaniel but Sue kept putting me back in palce and in the end I did sulk.

This week we have to learn STAY! The stay command is only good if your human is within wrangling range. After that it's the fatest man wins. And I'm pretty quick!

An exciting week

Well, I had my first day at dog obedience this week. Who would have thought that we got sent home with homework! I have to learn to lay down on command and come. I wouldn't lay down on the night as I was too excited about this cute little spaniel next to me who kept giving me the come on, but Sue's been training me and I think I've got the idea now.

As for "come". I don;t need to learn that cause I know that one already. I'm so good at come that I don;t muck around going around people/dogs/things - I just go straight through/over/under then. I'm superdog when it comes to come.

Today I went to the park. Sue made me do the down command a few times. We went down a new track and guess what? There was a stream there. Sue let me off and I paddled. Then I climbed on a rock and then I tired to jump to the next rock and slipped in. OMG it was cold. That waters straight off the mountain. My testicles were submerged in that freezing water. Will they be any good still? They might have frozen off and Holly's counting on me.

Anyway, must go. Holly's looking lonely.